Wine Glass Holder Necklace: A Sign It’s Time To Put the Glass Down

What is it about airplanes that inspires people to come up with crazy combinations? It’s no surprise that the latest WTF? combination comes to us from that wacky and wonderful catalog in the sky, SkyMall. The Wine Glass Holder necklace – a set of two, even! – can be yours for the bargain price of $24.95. If you’ve ever struggled with reaching the point where you’ve drunk so much that you can’t hold a glass of wine steady, but need to have just one more, this is the accessory you’ve been waiting for.

Judging by comments on SkyMall this doesn’t seem to be a new product, but CocoPerez thought the holidays would be the right time to highlight it.

Wearing one of these things would probably get you asked to leave any decent party, but if the comments you get are as good as the ones on the SkyMall site, it just might be worth it. Our favorites?

“It’s perfect for hands-free driving!” – Sunshine123

“There are few products on the market today that combine the sophistication of oenophilia with the practicality of a lanyard but this product marries the two deftly. Before owning this product, I couldn’t count the number of times I found myself at parties thinking, ‘Argh, I like drinking but this glass of wine is really cutting down on my grabbing efficiency. I could be grabbing at least twice as much stuff without this glass.’

As though hearing my silent pleas, SkyMall provided the wine glass holder necklace. It allows me the freedom to do everything necessary to be the life of the party (save leaning, bending over, jumping, twisting or walking briskly).

Things I have grabbed with ease since owning the
Wine Glass Holder Necklace:
Cheese!
Toilet Seats!
Other Glasses of Wine!
Steering Wheels!
Breasts!
Nunchucks!

It isn’t just a fashionable and functional necklace, it is $25 worth of life enhancement. I recommend this product to everyone except those with irregularly shaped chests or hearts born on the outside of their bodies.” – Soren

“I can’t recommend this awesome product enough! Without it, myself and others dealing with total amputations of both arms would be helpless at our coveted wine tasting events. All I need to do is place my wine glass holder over my neck and I’m GOOD TO GO!!! Thanks Sky Mall, my life is now blue sky and sunshine!” – j86002

Our only regret is not discovering this life changing invention in time to include it with our other favorite oddities of 2010.