The RSVPs for Fashion Meets Finance Are Rolling In, We’re Rolling Over Laughing

Are you a stereotypical fashionista in need of a rich boyfriend to support your shopping habit? Or perhaps a trader who can’t get a second look without dropping your annual bonus into the conversation? If you’re in Manhattan on April 8th, you’re in luck! Fashion Meets Finance will be hosting a spring soiree at the Empire Hotel (fresh off its staring role in Gossip Girl).

If the premise isn’t enough to get a laugh out of you, perhaps the guest list will. To say it’s notoriously unreliable would be an understatement, but the names speak for themselves.